"All you have to do is scour the 20,000-odd pages of MPs' expense claims on the Guardian website, and pick the one example that for you best encapsulates the sheer bloody skull-numbing crassness of this whole episode, surely among the most thrilling in our great parliament's history. The winner will be chosen by an independent judge, whose details will be available on request. They will be looking for the most absurd, shocking or shameful claim you can find." Read More...